meet your masters vs bigger than jesus (2856 views)

fr kazim
se Weslann
ro Stary
de Oxy
ee subbi
is phyzic
31.01.14 15:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth .subbii>+ 66 kills
Killing Spree .subbii>+ 10 frags without being killed
Accountant .phyZiC>+ 119% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! mYm'kaZIM 13 gibs
...and stay dead! mYm'kaZIM 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning .phyZiC>+ 55 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! .subbii>+ 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer .phyZiC>+ 193 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! mYm'Weslann 242 damage per frag
What objective? .subbii>+ 409 XP
Red Shirt mYm'Weslann 75 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? mYm'Weslann 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore mYm'Weslann 169 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut .Oksiii>+ 1 team kills
Gingerbread man .phyZiC>+ 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
.phyZiC>+1194066454110024118218242760/08/055/291/118515357
.Oksiii>+72337527280118954294472010/01/447/475/318413169
.subbii>+10640966621200191258499651760/06/254/376/4191161104
>+97115218218831016133947276544530/015/2156/3712/418714877
mYm'Weslann55310417580199979123962640/02/439/591/4243165311
mYm'Stary632994469111168711109182860/02/538/544/319815637
mYm'kaZIM583314272130018896410633900/02/636/434/621314837
mYm'5994012721632123327654339476400/06/6113/439/621815638
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.phyZiC>+10013221214001342642615760/04/016/81/0/DKKKK/K/D//KK/K/K/DDD/D/KKK/KKK/K/DKKKKKD
.Oksiii>+1101062119100630843192940/00/120/121/0DKDKKDKKKKK/KDKDDK/KKDKDK/KK/DDK/KDDKK/D
.subbii>+1721833118800656973289400/05/022/114/0DKKKDDKKKKKKKKKKDKKK/KKDKD/KDKK/DK/K/DDKKDKKK/KDK
>+12742173581300251304590962100/09/158/316/0
mYm'Weslann339010304002360349241480/01/29/240/2KKDDDDDDDDDDDKDDDDDK/KD/KDKDDDDKDDKKDDDD
mYm'Stary477611234002250436531270/00/210/180/1K/DDDKDDDDDKDDK/DKDKKKDKDDKDDKDDDD
mYm'kaZIM42991228400429894468540/00/512/160/3//KDKDKDDDDDK/DKDDDDDKDDDDD/KDKDKDDDKDKK
mYm'412653381120089096130453290/01/931/580/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.phyZiC>+706571030041719137800/00/07/60/0D/DKDKKKD/DDK//KK
.Oksiii>+4262819201220822301160/00/17/152/1DDDDDKDKK/DKDDDKK/KDDDKDDDTD
.subbii>+109771211200118641804180/00/010/82/3KKKDK/DDDKDDDKKKKDKDDKKX
>+742042740701756655483340/00/124/294/4
mYm'Weslann7256811100314311921360/00/08/70/2DKK/KKD/XDDK/DDKDKKD
mYm'Stary108911312201219352080550/00/011/93/1KDKKK/KK/DTKDKDKKDDDKDKKDD
mYm'kaZIM9268121340042117166400/01/09/72/2DDK/K/D/KDDKK/KKKDDDKDKKK
mYm'912153336701954835665910/01/028/235/5
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.phyZiC>+22511618820023133215000/01/017/60/0KKKKDKDDDKKKKDKDK/K/KKKKKK
.Oksiii>+3885718100413921960540/00/17/130/0DDD/DD/DKDDDKDDKKK/K/DDKD
.subbii>+6281101620052452264200/00/210/80/1DKKDKK/DK//KK/DDDKDD/DKDKD
>+10828235425001169776752540/01/334/270/1
mYm'Weslann76961013200322572458360/00/010/100/0KDDK/KK/DDK/DKKKDKDDDKD
mYm'Stary73741115300224372429860/02/19/120/0DKDKK/DK/DDKDDKKDDKKDDDDKK
mYm'kaZIM58921017200520582090180/01/08/121/0DKKDD/DKK/D/DDK/KDK/DKKDDKD
mYm'69262314570010675269771400/03/127/341/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
.phyZiC>+12093181520052705209900/03/015/90/1KDDK/K/KDDKDKKDKDK/KKKK/K/KKDKKDD
.Oksiii>+100841616400629841994370/01/113/72/2KKKKKK/DKDDK/DDKK/KK/K/DKK/KDDDD
.subbii>+766813170007257122301180/01/012/100/0K/KDKDKDD/KK/KKKDDK//DK/DDKK/D
>+99245474860018826063231550/05/140/262/3
mYm'Weslann61681321101126883093440/01/212/181/0DDKDDKDDKKDDDDKKDDDDK/KDDDDKTDKKDKK
mYm'Stary4758919210018352756180/00/28/151/1DDKDDDKDKDKKSDDKDDDDDDDKDKKD
mYm'kaZIM5772814300518002411180/00/17/81/1KDD/KKDK/DKK/DDD/DXK/DK
mYm'551983054611663238260800/01/527/413/2

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Player Chats
mYm'kaZIM [Warmup]: hik2u subbitch :D
mYm'Weslann [Countdown]: hf
mYm'Stary [Countdown]: Prepare to get aimbotted
[11:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:41]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:41]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:46]: Axis have returned the objective!
[9:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:51]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:51]: Axis have returned the objective!
[8:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
mYm'Weslann [7:48]: XD
[7:42]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:12]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:57]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:38]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:39]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:39]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:37]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
mYm'kaZIM [3:16]: subbitch
mYm'kaZIM [3:15]: fu
[3:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:27]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
mYm'kaZIM [2:05]: bitch
[1:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:50]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:13]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:45]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:45]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
mYm'kaZIM [0:20]: xD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
mYm'Weslann [Intermission]: wp
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:56]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:40]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:11]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:11]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:36]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:56]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:56]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:56]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:28]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[5:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:31 (original: 12:00)
mYm'kaZIM [Intermission]: gg
[10:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:53]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:36]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:44]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:30]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:23]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:37]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
mYm'kaZIM [3:39]: nice we just play polak playing like that subbi ..
[3:22]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:37
.subbii>+ [Intermission]: id rather play against polaks, better hitboxes :)
mYm'Stary [Intermission]: oxy key player
.Oksiii>+ [Warmup]: I love being preshot at every corner by people that are too disabled to think of building cp.
mYm'Stary [Countdown]: GUYs
mYm'Stary [Countdown]: get cp
mYm'Stary [8:35]: oxy said so
[7:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:54]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:19]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[2:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:22]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:46]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
mYm'kaZIM [0:05]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:37)
mYm'Weslann [Intermission]: gg wp
[Intermission]: mYm'Stary disconnected
[Intermission]: .subbii>+ disconnected
[Intermission]: mYm'kaZIM disconnected
[Intermission]: mYm'Weslann disconnected

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