meet your masters vs bacardi team (2740 views)

fr Pupa
fr StrAf
fr kazim
fi LORDI
si m1tja
pl upload
04.03.14 22:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth wincardi UPLOAD 54 kills
Killing Spree wincardi Bob Kelso 4 frags without being killed
Accountant wincardi UPLOAD 126% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! wincardi UPLOAD 9 gibs
...and stay dead! wincardi M1TJA (: 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning wincardi UPLOAD 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! wincardi UPLOAD 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer wincardi UPLOAD 156 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! OMFG OWNED BY ME 342 damage per frag
What objective? wincardi UPLOAD 312 XP
Red Shirt StrAf 8D 61 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? wincardi M1TJA (: 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore OMFG OWNED BY ME 160 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut wincardi M1TJA (: 3 team kills
Gingerbread man wincardi UPLOAD 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
StrAf 8D62244386180217783882322900/03/333/374/420613536
kaZiM 8D61273335410012774778292480/02/229/352/623514535
OMFG OWNED BY ME53219264930013645075241860/05/419/282/524815427
OMFG OWNED BY ME597369716412024222035235857240/010/481/288/523014536
wincardi Bob Kelso7026542598101797808897360/04/233/395/423314847
wincardi M1TJA (:44222265871318535375953110/02/824/303/2206129311
wincardi UPLOAD12631254439012784525543780/03/046/156/115712945
wincardi 7579912216024246223585220354250/09/0103/1514/119913548
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
StrAf 8D40941127500330974041360/02/29/200/2DDDDDDKDD/KDKD/DKDDKDDKDKDD/DKDDKDDDKK
kaZiM 8D451041022000227923216180/01/19/160/3KDDKDKDDDKDKK/DDDDDDKDDDD/KDDKDK
OMFG OWNED BY ME5283122330083123353200/03/19/120/2KK/DDD/DK/DK/K/KDDDKKDK/KDD/DDD/KKD
OMFG OWNED BY ME46281337280013901210789540/06/427/480/7
wincardi Bob Kelso10013325254001050913573360/00/021/164/1DDK/KK/DK/DK/KDDDDKKDKK/KKKKDKDDKX/KKKK/K/K/DKK/KDXD
wincardi M1TJA (:61891321501823713057530/01/612/71/0D/KKK/KDKD/KKD/DD/KDK/DDK/DKKDK/TDD
wincardi UPLOAD10510621203011533272382600/03/016/53/0K/KK//K/K/KK/K/K/DKK/KKDKKT/KD//K//K/KDKKD
wincardi 8932859661202331078990121490/04/649/288/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
StrAf 8D7997192420211312828381780/00/117/114/1DDK/KK/TK/KD/KK//K/KDK/TKK/DKDKDKD/DK/KDDKDKD
kaZiM 8D7111415211008349128791260/00/114/111/2/K/KDD/K/KKKDDDX/KDDKK/KDKK/KD/DKDDKD
OMFG OWNED BY ME648711170005205824391200/02/37/92/1K/DKX/DD/KDDKD/KDKKDKKDDKDD/K
OMFG OWNED BY ME71298456230224867781564240/02/538/317/4
wincardi Bob Kelso4787102131033168344900/04/16/150/2KD/DKKXSDDKKDDDKD/DKKDDDKD/DDDKD
wincardi M1TJA (:3691925011618123085740/01/18/161/2/KDDKDDKT//DDDDD/DDDK/DKDSDDK/KKKDDD
wincardi UPLOAD1261271915400631762143180/00/018/81/1KDKDDDD/K//KKKK/DKK/KDKKKDKKKK/KKD
wincardi 7030538617211581568677920/05/232/392/5
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
StrAf 8D8026451001821715580/00/04/40/0K/KKDDKDD
kaZiM 8D60273500006387331040/00/02/41/1DDKDDDKK
OMFG OWNED BY ME403425000069584400/00/02/40/1DKDDKDD
OMFG OWNED BY ME60879151001215422921620/00/08/121/2
wincardi Bob Kelso1003366100180898700/00/05/41/1KDKDKDK/DKKD
wincardi M1TJA (:6023351002546632440/00/02/31/0/DK/KDKD
wincardi UPLOAD1664853100293853500/00/05/10/0KDK/K/KK
wincardi 1091041414300522922154440/00/012/82/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
StrAf 8D8027450002792638180/01/03/20/1DK/DK/KKD
kaZiM 8D8328560002826100100/01/04/40/0KK/K/DDKDKD
OMFG OWNED BY ME2515140000574709660/00/01/30/1DDDDK
OMFG OWNED BY ME63701015000421922348840/02/08/90/2
wincardi Bob Kelso141217000371388800/00/11/40/0DK/D/DDX/
wincardi M1TJA (:14191710126248211400/00/12/40/0DD//DKDTD
wincardi UPLOAD18031951004101148300/00/07/12/0K/KK/K/KK/KKKD
wincardi 696211192019234821921400/00/210/92/0

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Player Chats
wincardi M1TJA (: [Warmup]: who
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: my jokes are in no way limited at all
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: dont let the cum in your brains affect your train of thoughts
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: still recovering from last match's traumas or why in the hell cant you press f3
StrAf 8D [Warmup]: upload isnt rdying either
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: do you got some sick pre-game dick sucking ritual
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: tell me
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: well he has
StrAf 8D [Warmup]: Lordi who the fuck is that ?
StrAf 8D [Warmup]: u played OC div 5 once ?
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: pretending wont help ya
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: no i won 2x 2o2 oc etc, and u in 2o2 or 3o3? tell me
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: im interested
wincardi M1TJA (: [Warmup]: im not
wincardi M1TJA (: [Warmup]: rup
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: where was ur rank 1 when ET was still active
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: waiting for reply
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: sup
StrAf 8D [Warmup]: EC/NC
StrAf 8D [Warmup]: what u want
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: ye its 6o6
StrAf 8D [Warmup]: when ET was active :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: who givres a fuck
StrAf 8D [Countdown]: yeah maus/mystic never played 3v3
kaZiM 8D [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT DANJI
wincardi Bob Kelso [Countdown]: hf
wincardi M1TJA (: [11:58]: but Webe did
wincardi Bob Kelso [8:13]: zZz
[7:53]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
wincardi Bob Kelso [7:37]: mitja fucking around with tenniz sized tumor in his brains
wincardi M1TJA (: [7:31]: XDDDDDDDDD
wincardi UPLOAD [7:30]: XD
StrAf 8D [7:21]: cuz u'r too good, u give us the flag thx
[7:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:14]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
wincardi Bob Kelso [7:08]: nah we lost because of my teammates lack of game sense
[7:04]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
wincardi M1TJA (: [6:36]: LORDI PLAYING ONLY FOR DMG GUYS
wincardi Bob Kelso [6:17]: well maybe u go engi next time when 1 missing
[6:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
wincardi M1TJA (: [5:43]: LORDI is in period
wincardi M1TJA (: [5:39]: so fucking annyoing
wincardi Bob Kelso [5:38]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [5:38]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [5:24]: well my team is useless
[5:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
StrAf 8D [5:07]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [5:07]: 8'D
wincardi M1TJA (: [5:04]: XDDDDD
[4:37]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:06]: The Allied Truck is in position!
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:45]: oh hey im back i think i fell asleep during the game and my dog played
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:44]: HAHAHAHAH
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:42]: good 1_
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:41]: ??
StrAf 8D [0:34]: wallhack more and stfu :)
StrAf 8D [0:31]: random shit :)
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:26]: random?
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:25]: lol
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:21]: my fans beg to differ
kaZiM 8D [0:20]: LORDI STOP TALK WHEN U WH PLZ?
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:14]: now u accuse me of wh
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:13]: nice
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:11]: i got ac on boys
wincardi M1TJA (: [0:09]: XDDDDDD
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:07]: go masturbate on your moms titties
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
wincardi M1TJA (: [Intermission]: lordi 5kd mg
wincardi M1TJA (: [Intermission]: XD
wincardi M1TJA (: [Intermission]: cheater
wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: didnt even use 10% of my potential
kaZiM 8D [Warmup]: shoutout kARMA <3
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: too easy opponent
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: oc 9th
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: ill let you win this map now
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: or will i?
StrAf 8D [Warmup]: nonsense sentence
StrAf 8D [Countdown]: np braindead
OMFG OWNED BY ME [Countdown]: retard
wincardi Bob Kelso [Countdown]: actually not
wincardi Bob Kelso [11:58]: but you are a frenchie afterall so you wouldnt know
kaZiM 8D [11:56]: perfect spawn time + wh izi
StrAf 8D [11:54]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [11:54]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [11:54]: 8'D
wincardi Bob Kelso [11:53]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [11:37]: idiot
wincardi Bob Kelso [11:22]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [11:21]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [11:21]: :D
wincardi M1TJA (: [11:10]: he was stucked and giving us infos on ts
wincardi M1TJA (: [11:09]: fucking wher
wincardi M1TJA (: [11:08]: XD
wincardi UPLOAD [11:07]: XD
wincardi Bob Kelso [11:05]: oops
[9:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wincardi M1TJA (: [9:16]: :lORDI: I GOT FLAG FOR US
wincardi M1TJA (: [9:15]: WTF
wincardi M1TJA (: [9:14]: XD
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:12]: XD
wincardi M1TJA (: [9:01]: shoutout mitja
wincardi Bob Kelso [8:54]: webebro
wincardi M1TJA (: [8:53]: and stroh if speccing
[8:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
wincardi M1TJA (: [8:50]: stupid question
[8:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
wincardi Bob Kelso [8:48]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [8:04]: almost hs mtja
wincardi M1TJA (: [7:08]: LORDI: wait for the spawn...what's spawntime
wincardi M1TJA (: [7:07]: this guy
wincardi Bob Kelso [7:04]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [7:04]: :D
[7:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
kaZiM 8D [7:01]: shut up
kaZiM 8D [6:59]: omg
wincardi Bob Kelso [6:56]: mad
[6:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
wincardi Bob Kelso [6:54]: perhaps
[6:52]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
wincardi M1TJA (: [6:46]: no mad
[5:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:54]: The Allied Truck is in position!
wincardi M1TJA (: [4:43]: kazimer fragmovie double kill
wincardi Bob Kelso [4:33]: lordi full movie
wincardi M1TJA (: [4:22]: alot of movies then
wincardi Bob Kelso [4:18]: :D
StrAf 8D [4:15]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [4:15]: 8'D
wincardi Bob Kelso [3:38]: :D
[3:32]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
wincardi Bob Kelso [3:31]: proof of my wh
[3:31]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:18]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
wincardi M1TJA (: [3:08]: u r not playing obvious :)
wincardi M1TJA (: [3:06]: but u have wh
wincardi Bob Kelso [3:00]: i akmsot hit hs
wincardi M1TJA (: [2:53]: u told us respawn before we started
wincardi M1TJA (: [2:52]: so :)
wincardi M1TJA (: [2:48]: wh
StrAf 8D [2:34]: 8'D
wincardi Bob Kelso [1:29]: straf top contender in ET by 2016
wincardi Bob Kelso [1:27]: I SENSE IT
wincardi M1TJA (: [1:23]: XD
[0:51]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 11:08 (original: 12:00)
wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: close & intense
wincardi M1TJA (: [Intermission]: KAZImer playing only for frags :)
wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: shred a tear for being nervous
kaZiM 8D [Intermission]: lordi
kaZiM 8D [Intermission]: xD
StrAf 8D [9:58]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [9:58]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [9:58]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [9:57]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [9:57]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [9:57]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [9:57]: 8'D
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:56]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:56]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:55]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:55]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:55]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:55]: :D
StrAf 8D [9:51]: cant stop mlaughin
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:41]: should get that checked by doctor
wincardi Bob Kelso [9:14]: mitja useless gg
[8:35]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:23]: The side gate has been built!
[7:56]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[7:55]: The side gate has been destroyed!
[7:44]: The side gate has been built!
StrAf 8D [7:21]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [7:21]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [7:21]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [7:21]: 8'D
wincardi Bob Kelso [7:20]: :D
StrAf 8D [7:19]: u knew it
StrAf 8D [7:19]: 8'D
StrAf 8D [7:19]: 8'D
wincardi Bob Kelso [7:14]: :D
wincardi Bob Kelso [7:09]: did i
StrAf 8D [7:00]: well preshot on the goo side
StrAf 8D [7:00]: 8'D
wincardi Bob Kelso [6:56]: ah
[6:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:39]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
StrAf 8D [6:39]: intense gaming gg
wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: fucking mitja nading me
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:21
wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: useless player
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: i think we all predicted a clear 4-0
wincardi Bob Kelso [Warmup]: no surprises for anyone
wincardi M1TJA (: [Warmup]: xd
StrAf 8D [3:19]: Yes your mother tried to say it, but her mouthful did not allow that lips moves
wincardi Bob Kelso [3:10]: ok
[1:53]: Allies capture the factory district!
[1:32]: Axis recapture the factory district!
wincardi Bob Kelso [1:07]: :D
kaZiM 8D [1:02]: xD
[1:01]: Allies capture the factory district!
wincardi Bob Kelso [1:00]: :D
kaZiM 8D [0:54]: np
[0:39]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[0:35]: Allies capture the factory district!
wincardi M1TJA (: [0:34]: XD
kaZiM 8D [0:25]: clean gamez
wincardi Bob Kelso [0:12]: u fucking newschoool son of a bitch just shut your pie hole
wincardi M1TJA (: [0:06]: xD
StrAf 8D [0:06]: Plz random noob
StrAf 8D [0:04]: :>
wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: yep
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:21)
[Intermission]: kaZiM 8D disconnected
StrAf 8D [Intermission]: get ur randoms 3v3
wincardi Bob Kelso [Intermission]: ROLLED BY RANDOM ROFL!
[Intermission]: wincardi Bob Kelso disconnected
StrAf 8D [Intermission]: leave the pros alone
wincardi M1TJA (: [Intermission]: intense
[Intermission]: OMFG OWNED BY ME disconnected
[Intermission]: wincardi UPLOAD disconnected
[Intermission]: StrAf 8D disconnected

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