Automatic vs Second Massachusetts (2438 views)

us ipod
us imsupahigh
us ecLipse
pl Uncle
pl Alphi
pl Mirek
06.04.14 00:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SMS| alphonso 67 kills
Killing Spree SMS| alphonso 6 frags without being killed
Accountant SMS| alphonso 92% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! #420.et imsupahigh 15 gibs
...and stay dead! #420.et imsupahigh 35% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SMS| alphonso 63 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! #420.et ipod >:[ 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer #420.et ecLipse<3doll 194 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! #420.et imsupahigh 248 damage per frag
What objective? SMS| alphonso 409 XP
Red Shirt SMS| Uncle 80 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? SMS| Mirek 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore #420.et ipod >:[ 150 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SMS| alphonso 4 team kills
Gingerbread man SMS| alphonso 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
SMS| alphonso92409677313043013381104242980/03/163/395/320014365
SMS| Mirek7332155751100191020311103760/03/145/476/818614859
SMS| Uncle503134180821198365104092300/03/331/478/1120412736
SMS| 71104316322832256831949319366040/09/3139/4719/1119713957
#420.et ecLipse<3doll643215078100216940411143640/01/341/509/918814335
#420.et imsupahigh573624376150022992891421440/00/241/490/623112046
#420.et ipod >:[8339565779112912604116643980/03/350/3913/419415044
#420.et 68107815823134136731936319496060/04/3132/3922/420413845
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| alphonso1901191910501233441970120/01/018/81/1KK//KDKDKKKKKKKDKDDDKDKDKKKKTKX
SMS| Mirek71741014300219252310180/01/08/111/1DDDKK//KDKDKDKDDKDDDKKKD
SMS| Uncle5059918411318141957500/00/27/103/3K/K/DKDDDKSDKDDDKD/DKKDDDKXTD
SMS| 10425238421212770836237800/02/233/295/5
#420.et ecLipse<3doll4367716001417332305440/00/18/80/3DDKD//DDKDDTDKKKDK/K/DDD
#420.et imsupahigh64811117100618601792540/00/011/110/1D/KKKDDDDK/KK/KXKKD/DDKK//DDD
#420.et ipod >:[84611619100426442986900/01/010/145/1KDDKK/DKD/KDDKDDDKK/KK/KDDKKDKDDDKK
#420.et 64209345220114623770831880/01/129/335/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| alphonso86831315200728322257180/00/012/81/0/K/KDDKDDK/KK/DDK/K/KKKDK/DK
SMS| Mirek11574151330042200179900/02/112/61/2DK/D/KKKKK/KKDKKK/KDKDKDDKDD
SMS| Uncle503471410031468197400/02/03/92/2/KK/DDDDKDKDKK/KDDDDD
SMS| 8419135426001465006030180/04/127/234/4
#420.et ecLipse<3doll6463111720021967232500/00/19/132/1KDKDKKDDKKDDDDDK/KDKDDD/DKKD
#420.et imsupahigh4360716300520601822360/00/17/80/2//KD/K/DDDK/DDDKDDKKDKD
#420.et ipod >:[83751012210220032353180/01/27/62/1DDSDKDKKDDD/K/KKDDKKKK
#420.et 631982845710960306500540/01/423/274/4
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| alphonso87631416400922041808180/00/013/61/1/K/KK/KDKDK/DK/K/KK/KD/DKDK/KD
SMS| Mirek2936517000419742266360/00/05/120/1/KDKD//DDDDD/KDKDDDDKD
SMS| Uncle71601014000614402039360/00/010/50/2DK//K/KDDKD/KDKK/KKDDDK/
SMS| 6215929474001956186113900/00/028/231/4
#420.et ecLipse<3doll605091540121557210020/00/07/122/1/KDDDDKDKDKD/DDKDKKKDKDTD
#420.et imsupahigh5497611200519811299180/00/06/70/1/KDK/DD//KDD/KDKKXX
#420.et ipod >:[869913154015257522192060/00/011/103/0/DDKKKK//KKKDDK/DDDK/KKDDKTDK
#420.et 672462841100212611356182260/00/024/295/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| alphonso46717150027238119091100/01/18/60/1K/DK/KK/D//K/DTKDTDD/DDK
SMS| Mirek7568121630051943242700/00/010/112/1DDKDKKDDKK/D//K/KXDK/KDDKDKDK
SMS| Uncle368071921031685220300/01/16/130/2DKDDDDDKSD/DK/D/KKKXDDDDKDD
SMS| 52219265051215600965391100/02/224/302/4
#420.et ecLipse<3doll8174131620052321224600/01/09/93/2KDKDKDDK/KKDK/DKDKDKK///KKDDD
#420.et imsupahigh5652916300516361818180/00/19/100/0K/K/KDDDDKDDDDD/KKKKDD/K/
#420.et ipod >:[806912151001125821945180/01/110/31/0/K//KKKDKKD//KDK/KD//K/K/K/
#420.et 7219534476002165396009360/02/228/224/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| alphonso7533680011114613491400/00/06/61/0DKDDTKDK/KDKKDD
SMS| Mirek773579000410041266220/00/07/40/0DKDDK/KK/K/KDK/D
SMS| Uncle1004955100112249681440/00/02/33/2KDKKDDXKK/D
SMS| 8411718221016337435833060/00/015/134/2
#420.et ecLipse<3doll3732380002655108000/00/03/40/2DK/DKDDDDK/
#420.et imsupahigh1005477300014951311180/00/05/70/0KKDKKKDDKDDDDK
#420.et ipod >:[8550670002143398300/00/05/41/1KDD/K/DKDKDKK
#420.et 741361622300435833374180/00/013/151/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
SMS| alphonso88408920041474113100/01/06/51/0/DKK/KKK/DK/DDDKK
SMS| Mirek100346620001157103500/00/03/32/3KDKKKDDKDKDD
SMS| Uncle30313100003734126800/00/03/70/0DKK/DDK/DD/DD
SMS| 73105172540073365343400/01/012/153/3
#420.et ecLipse<3doll1163576200111711087180/00/15/42/0KDDKKKDKDKK/D
#420.et imsupahigh3318393001896110000/00/03/60/2DDDDDDKKD/KD
#420.et ipod >:[884189100513671178660/00/07/21/1KD/KDK/DDKK/KK/K/
#420.et 79941824600734343365840/00/115/123/3

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Player Chats
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: tagup
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: im too shy
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: or we kick
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: bb
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: :(
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: why my dear..
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: its called offical for ar eason mate ;P
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [Warmup]: its ok, it's only ipod, he won't rape you.......too badly
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: alphi if i come to poland
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: u fuck me in the ass?
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: no homo tho
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: of course my dear
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: love this guy
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: r up aunt
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: :PPP
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: alphi tag up
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: tagged up
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: wrong colours
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: fix tag or bb :X
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: cunt
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: :DPPDP
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: im manager
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: sorry
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: uncle kick
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: :D
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: thx alphi
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: add nickname
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: full nickname
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: sorry manager
SMS| Uncle [Warmup]: thx
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [Warmup]: rip
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: im rly sorry :(
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [Warmup]: rup*
SMS| Uncle [Countdown]: ok
SMS| Uncle [Countdown]: we are ready
#420.et imsupahigh [Countdown]: no me
SMS| Uncle [Countdown]: no u
[7:49]: Allies capture the factory district!
[7:41]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[7:40]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[7:41]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:41]: FIGHT!
[7:35]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[6:22]: The side gate has been built!
#420.et ipod >:[ [5:40]: :d
#420.et ipod >:[ [5:40]: FUCKER
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [2:33]: :o)
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [2:33]: :o)
#420.et ipod >:[ [2:32]: :D
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [2:13]: k
#420.et ipod >:[ [2:11]: hahaah
SMS| Uncle [2:09]: :D
[1:33]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:33]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:33]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:33]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:33]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:33]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:27
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: alphi
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: wtf man
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: stop hacking
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: :X::X
SMS| alphonso [Intermission]: as i said MIREK IS SHIt
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: :{D
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: r up beast: P
[7:49]: Allies capture the factory district!
[7:48]: Axis recapture the factory district!
#420.et ipod >:[ [7:20]: alphi blind
SMS| Uncle [7:15]: me
SMS| alphonso [7:15]: :{D
[5:40]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[5:40]: Allies permanently capture the factory district!
[5:21]: The side gate has been built!
#420.et ipod >:[ [3:57]: LOL
#420.et ipod >:[ [3:55]: ITS RAINING NADES!
[3:05]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [2:35]: lol
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [2:35]: dude
#420.et ipod >:[ [2:09]: why 3 engi why
#420.et ipod >:[ [2:08]: why
#420.et ipod >:[ [2:07]: why
SMS| Uncle [2:03]: bo bikos
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:27)
SMS| alphonso [Intermission]: :d
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: alex
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: supahigh
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: the slowest etp layer
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: in the history of et
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [11:02]: ofc me
[9:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
SMS| alphonso [9:38]: not funny ipod
#420.et ipod >:[ [9:33]: I HEARD U FATTY!
SMS| alphonso [9:31]: :{D
SMS| alphonso [9:31]: :{D
[9:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
SMS| Mirek [9:23]: Stop ddosing me
[9:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [8:38]: :o)
[8:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:07]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:24]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:50]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[5:40]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:39]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:25]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [4:13]: X
#420.et ipod >:[ [4:13]: XD
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [4:12]: D
#420.et ipod >:[ [4:12]: XD
#420.et ipod >:[ [4:12]: XD
#420.et ipod >:[ [4:12]: XD
#420.et ipod >:[ [4:11]: XD
[4:05]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:54
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: LOL
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: U DIDNT DIE?
SMS| Uncle [Intermission]: no
[6:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:48]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:11]: The Allied Truck is in position!
SMS| alphonso [0:59]: :(
#420.et ipod >:[ [0:08]: FUCK U
SMS| alphonso [0:07]: :{D
#420.et ipod >:[ [0:07]: LOL
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:54)
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: TAILZ
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: we wish
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: team usa vs team poland
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: only mirek from team Poland
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: :{D
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: r up manager uncle
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: i wish our manager will die on anal kanker
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: mirek hacks
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: gg
SMS| Mirek [Warmup]: stop ddosing me
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: xd
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: no
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: we wanna win
SMS| Mirek [Warmup]: it started when u loosed b4
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [Warmup]: snipe
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: xd
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: stop ddosing im supahigh
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: :{D
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: it started before war
SMS| Mirek [Warmup]: no, on b4 it was fine
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: u ddos him wen u lost supply
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: gg
SMS| Mirek [Warmup]: alphi is ddosing me because he wants better dmg
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: alphi worst teampalyer 2k14
SMS| Mirek [Warmup]: yep
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: ddosing his own teammate to get highet damage
SMS| Mirek [Warmup]: dmg only
SMS| alphonso [Warmup]: i always have more dmg than u faggot
#420.et ipod >:[ [Warmup]: xd
[11:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:22]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
#420.et ipod >:[ [11:16]: O9L
#420.et ipod >:[ [11:15]: XD
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
SMS| Mirek [11:11]: lags :D
[11:09]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
#420.et ipod >:[ [10:48]: ;)
[10:32]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:32]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
#420.et ipod >:[ [9:48]: fly away
[9:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:20]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:17]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:16]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
#420.et ipod >:[ [7:54]: GET OFF THE SOFA
[7:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:33]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[7:33]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
#420.et ipod >:[ [7:33]: lol
#420.et ipod >:[ [7:33]: nice ddos
#420.et ipod >:[ [7:33]: gg mirek
[7:33]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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[7:33]: FIGHT!
[7:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:17]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:17]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:42
[4:40]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
SMS| Uncle [4:40]: rly
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [4:40]: rly shut up
[4:40]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [4:40]: I lag 999ing
[4:40]: SMS| Unclecalled a vote.
[4:40]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
SMS| Uncle [4:40]: mirek too
#420.et ipod >:[ [4:40]: lol
#420.et ipod >:[ [4:40]: loko at his ping
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [4:40]: he's not going 999ing
SMS| Mirek [4:40]: if alphi wont stop ddosing me then i will keep ddosing you
[4:40]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[4:40]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
SMS| Uncle [4:40]: 984
[4:40]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
SMS| Uncle [4:40]: plajajbyl
[4:40]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
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[4:40]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[4:40]: FIGHT!
[3:20]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:52]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[2:24]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:24]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:24]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:10]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:38]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:36]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:28]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:24]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:17]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:26]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:15]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:07]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
#420.et ecLipse<3doll [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:42)
SMS| Mirek [Intermission]: gg
#420.et ipod >:[ [Intermission]: ggs!
[Intermission]: #420.et ecLipse<3doll disconnected
[Intermission]: #420.et ipod >:[ disconnected

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