30 seconds to MARS vs bimbos (1720 views)

ro Damon
nl GiZmOoO
be chry
de KRESTi
de FiREBALL
de Bl4d3


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22.04.19 21:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth .KRESTiN4T0R 101 kills
Killing Spree damonje@MARS 6 frags without being killed
Accountant .KRESTiN4T0R 97% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! .blad1n4t0r 24 gibs
...and stay dead! .FiREMiN4T0R 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning .KRESTiN4T0R 87 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! chry@MARS 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer chry@MARS 201 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! GiZmOoO FROM MARS 254 damage per frag
What objective? .KRESTiN4T0R 730 XP
Red Shirt chry@MARS 117 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? .blad1n4t0r 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore .KRESTiN4T0R 171 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut GiZmOoO FROM MARS 4 team kills
Gingerbread man .KRESTiN4T0R 34 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
damonje@MARS675217711513023117363189302370/03/270/766/622516565
GiZmOoO FROM MARS595386210515042615029175821330/04/755/686/524216756
chry@MARS615267211715212914142146865890/02/758/7713/6196123313
MARS62158521133743278646534511989590/09/7183/7725/622115258
.blad1n4t0r705697710924123215460145374520/02/169/668/12201132516
.FiREMiN4T0R72544719723113015457153701320/04/365/581/721815769
.KRESTiN4T0R9573010110415233420281166272700/08/387/599/720115746
N4T0R79184324931062469651198465348540/014/3221/5918/7207149510
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
damonje@MARS48102142910193954465780/01/014/190/1/DDKKDD/K/DK//DK/KDKKDKD/DTK/D/DKDDKDKDDDDDK
GiZmOoO FROM MARS621331524501532283874320/01/215/160/1/KDDDK/KDKDDK//KDKKKDDDK/DDDDDKKTKDKDDKD
chry@MARS501191224100528532960400/00/110/202/0/DKDD/DDD/DDD/DDKXDDKKKDDKDKDXDKDKK/KK
MARS533544177702191003511491800/02/339/552/2
.blad1n4t0r1091182321700737783583370/00/023/130/1/KDKKKK/KKKKDDKDDDKKK/KK/DK/KDK/DKD/KKDDKKDD
.FiREMiN4T0R841361619800735983323580/01/015/110/1K/KKDDDKDDK/KDK/KK/D//KKK/DDKKKDKDD
.KRESTiN4T0R82134192340084115312900/01/116/142/0///DD/KKDK/DKKKDDKDDK/KK/KKDKDKDKDK/KDKDKD
N4T0R9238858631900221149110035950/02/154/382/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
damonje@MARS1001192020501835763664390/01/017/123/0K/D/KK/K/K/K//KDDKDKKKKKKDTKDKK/KDDDKDDKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS711131521100738713774180/02/313/110/1K/KD/DK/K/K/DKD/KDKDDDXKDDK/KDKKKKDDD
chry@MARS57951221800726512806350/00/111/121/1DK/D/DDKKDKKD/KDDKK/K//KDDK/DKDDD
MARS7632747621401221009810244920/03/441/354/2
.blad1n4t0r311267222028276529241610/00/17/122/1KDKDTKD///KTDD///DDDD/DDD/DDKKK
.FiREMiN4T0R40731127110729623509180/00/211/160/2/D/DDDDDDKKDKKS//DDKK/DKDK/DDDD/DDDKDKK
.KRESTiN4T0R951382223210945173665360/04/017/131/2/DK/KXD/KDK/DXDK/KKD/DDKDKDK/KK/KK/DKSKKKDKKKKD
N4T0R5533740725222410244100982150/04/335/413/5
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
damonje@MARS6978913200422552197680/00/18/71/1KDK//DKKDDKKDKDKK/DD/D
GiZmOoO FROM MARS78731114201221512244170/00/011/101/1DDDKDDKDKD/K/KTDKKKKKDDDKD
chry@MARS1709417100004202118641620/01/113/53/0K/K/DKK/KKDKK/KKKXKKDDKDKKKD
MARS106245373740110642763052470/01/232/225/2
.blad1n4t0r55601018300518731812180/01/08/131/2K/KD/DKDDDKD/KDK/XKDDDKDDKX/DK
.FiREMiN4T0R406961520142086213620/00/05/100/1/K/DDK/DDDDDDDTKDDK/KK
.KRESTiN4T0R64951117301423462479420/01/110/101/2KDD//K/DKKK/KDDDDKDDKTDKKKDDD
N4T0R5322427508021363056427620/02/123/332/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
damonje@MARS355951410012073238500/00/15/110/1KDDDKDDDDDK/DDDDKKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS334661830171643245420/01/04/111/0/DD/DK/DDK/TK/KDK/DDDK/DD
chry@MARS4747817010314172100360/01/15/102/3KDKDDSK/KDDKD/XDD/DDKDKKDD
MARS3815219494111151336939380/02/214/323/4
.blad1n4t0r107671413200425431817180/00/014/70/2DKK/DKKDDDKKKDK/KDKKDK/KD/K
.FiREMiN4T0R885689400417231446540/01/16/41/1DDK/KK/XK/KK/KDDDK
.KRESTiN4T0R12511415122116267318701580/00/012/34/1/KSKKK/KKK/KD/K/DTD/KKDKKDKK
N4T0R107237373481114693951332300/01/132/145/4
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
damonje@MARS89941719200233103304360/01/014/162/1KDDKDKDKDDK/KKDKDDKD/KKKDKDDKKKDDKDD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS62931016301224482897640/00/28/123/1TDDDDDDK/KKKKDKDDD/KKXDKDDKD
chry@MARS429611261013289330392620/00/29/203/2DDXDKDKDKDDDDDKK/DKDDDDKK//DDDDTKDKDKDD
MARS6428338616027865192403620/01/431/488/4
.blad1n4t0r6510013206006249129091240/01/010/112/4K/KD/KDKK/KKDDDKDDD/DKD/K/DKXDDKDK
.FiREMiN4T0R130132171350052804244400/02/015/70/1KKKKDKKKKDKDK/D/K/DKK/D/KDKDKK
.KRESTiN4T0R1141282421201539453298340/01/123/131/2DK/KDKDKKKDKDKDKDKDKKDDK/K/KDK/K/DKDKDTKKKDKKD
N4T0R1033605454130116924086511580/04/148/313/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
damonje@MARS60691220200721952723860/00/012/110/2KK/DKKD/KK/DKDK/D/KDKDKDD/DDKDD/
GiZmOoO FROM MARS418051210031688233900/00/04/81/1/KKK/KDDDDDDK/DDD
chry@MARS63751219510723071917540/00/110/102/0/KK/KDK/KD/SKDDDKK/DKD/K/DKDDKD
MARS55224295181017619069791400/00/126/293/3
.blad1n4t0r66981015410220101492940/00/07/103/2DDDDKDDDDDD/KDK/KKSDKKKKK
.FiREMiN4T0R9278131430032284251200/00/013/100/1DKDDDKDDK/KKKDKKDKK/DDKK/KD
.KRESTiN4T0R12512110820022685218600/01/09/60/0DKDKDKKKKDKKK/D/KD
N4T0R942973337910769796190940/01/029/263/3

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Player Chats
.blad1n4t0r [Warmup]: ur map ?
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: ye true
damonje@MARS [Warmup]: what do you think blade?
damonje@MARS [Countdown]: :D
damonje@MARS [Countdown]: deli ofc
[9:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:00]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:21]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:52]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[1:31]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:28]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:15]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
.KRESTiN4T0R [Countdown]: hf
[8:00]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:58]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:34]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [7:25]: wtf was that
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [7:25]: xD
.blad1n4t0r [7:15]: i was laggin
[7:11]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:47]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:45]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[3:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:51]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:17]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:35]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:21]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:11]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:10]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:55]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:55]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:35]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[5:34]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[5:34]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:34]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:34]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:34]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[5:34]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[5:34]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:34]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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[5:34]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[5:34]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[5:34]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:34]: FIGHT!
[5:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:04]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:04]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:27]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:27]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:32
.KRESTiN4T0R [Intermission]: gg
damonje@MARS [Intermission]: gg
[7:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:48]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[5:16]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[3:38]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
.KRESTiN4T0R [3:14]: :}
[2:49]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:49]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:30]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:47]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:50]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:42]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
damonje@MARS [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:32)
damonje@MARS [Intermission]: gold?
.KRESTiN4T0R [Intermission]: gg
.KRESTiN4T0R [Intermission]: sure
[11:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:28]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[6:16]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:12]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:36]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:18]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:41
damonje@MARS [Intermission]: XD
.KRESTiN4T0R [Intermission]: gg
chry@MARS [Intermission]: &/scores
.blad1n4t0r [Intermission]: stats player
chry@MARS [Intermission]: medpacked it
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: was about to do a shaman at truck
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: almost crushed lol
chry@MARS [6:06]: lol
[6:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:57]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:48]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:41]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:30]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:04]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:18]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[2:09]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [2:05]: ffs
.blad1n4t0r [1:54]: 5-1
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [1:47]: sgoed met je
.FiREMiN4T0R [1:38]: 5-1 damon
damonje@MARS [1:37]: WP
.KRESTiN4T0R [1:29]: gg wp gn8
[1:16]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:25 (original: 9:41)
damonje@MARS [Intermission]: gn gn
[Intermission]: .KRESTiN4T0R disconnected
.FiREMiN4T0R [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: damonje@MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: chry@MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: .blad1n4t0r disconnected
[Intermission]: .FiREMiN4T0R disconnected

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