30 seconds to MARS vs P*SSYBASHERS (11598 views)

ro Damon
nl GiZmO
be chry
fi Rong
fi Sungi
fi LORDI
klientpro Winter Cup
WB - round 2
28.01.18 20:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth 007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER 54 kills
Killing Spree 007 LORDI 7 frags without being killed
Accountant 007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER 106% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! 007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER 12 gibs
...and stay dead! 007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER 22% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning 007 YOU ONLY GET CAUGHT TWICE 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! 007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer 007 LORDI 197 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! GiZmOoO FROM MARS 383 damage per frag
What objective? 007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER 366 XP
Red Shirt damonje FROM MARS 63 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? GiZmOoO FROM MARS 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore 007 YOU ONLY GET CAUGHT TWICE 200 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut 007 YOU ONLY GET CAUGHT TWICE 5 team kills
Gingerbread man 007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
007 LORDI88254434940114752781214200/02/040/342/417516675
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER1063665451120220996171492890/02/442/2712/318414044
007 YOU ONLY GET CAUGHT TWICE962894547805151010287624470/04/346/260/522418636
007 97909142147240849275902403211560/08/3128/2614/519416455
chry FROM MARS6426935555006746779881610/00/028/477/221314558
damonje FROM MARS61236396331116844399682160/05/434/371/621615637
GiZmOoO FROM MARS40253246010113812296341180/02/421/402/4338161411
FROM MARS55758981789123524032275904950/07/483/4010/425615449
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
007 LORDI768516212001031773058180/02/014/100/1KK/DKKK/K/K/KKDKDK/KDDD/KK//DK/D/DKDD
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER16013424156011036421783660/01/116/48/0KKK/T/KKK/KK//KK/KK/K/KDKKDKKKK/DDKK/KKD
007 YOU ONLY GET CAUGHT TWICE8410016193007389235112610/02/114/90/3//DDX/K/KD/KDDDKDKKDKDK/KDKKK/KKDKKD
007 10731956551101271071183523450/05/244/238/4
chry FROM MARS60701220000221933036900/00/011/171/1DKKDDDD//DDKKDDDKKKDKDKDDKDDDKDK
damonje FROM MARS42881126101735144024740/01/210/141/3D/DKD/DD/DDTK/DKDDDKKDD/K/KKDDKDDDK/KD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS2075524100526453651400/01/33/141/3DDDDDDKDDKXDD/K/DDDDD/D/DDK/DK
FROM MARS412332870201148352107112040/02/524/453/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
007 LORDI331026100256487700/00/02/40/1D/XKDD/KD
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER4434491011119710581080/00/34/41/1D/DTDDKKDDKDKD
007 YOU ONLY GET CAUGHT TWICE1753974100213181087180/02/15/10/0KKDK/DK/KKK
007 848313193015307930221260/02/411/91/2
chry FROM MARS603035100281986200/00/02/31/0KKD//DKD
damonje FROM MARS150359600021266113800/03/16/30/0KDKK/KDKK/DKKDK
GiZmOoO FROM MARS25282800029371079180/01/11/50/0D/DK/KDDDD
FROM MARS78931419100630223079180/04/29/111/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
007 LORDI786911140011198825102180/00/010/142/0KDDKDKKKDKKDXDD/KTDDKDDDDKK
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER86961315100427512403540/00/011/132/0KD/KXXDKKKKDDKK//KKDKDDK/DDKDD
007 YOU ONLY GET CAUGHT TWICE6665812203424312138680/00/111/70/1DTTKDDD/TDDKKXD/KKDK//KK
007 7723032413049717070513400/00/132/344/1
chry FROM MARS71681014200123632351530/00/09/121/1DKKDKDDDDKDDDD/KKKKDKKDD
damonje FROM MARS876714162005233125071060/01/013/100/2DKKK/DKDDK/KK/KK/DDKDDKKX/DKDKD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS6170813001523572312420/00/09/70/1KDKDDDKK///DK//TKDKDKD
FROM MARS73205324340111705171702010/01/031/291/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
007 LORDI175901481001179816761840/00/014/60/2DKKKKKKKDDK/KKXKDDKDKKD
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER1081021312400523711905610/01/011/61/2K/DKKDK/KKDDD//DKDKKXKK/KK
007 YOU ONLY GET CAUGHT TWICE1168514122022246120261000/00/016/90/1KKKDKKK/DDKDKDDKDKTKKDDKKT/D
007 13327741327028663056073450/01/041/211/5
chry FROM MARS621011016200120921739180/00/06/154/0DDKDDDKDDKDDDKD/DKKKKKDKDD
damonje FROM MARS3346515010213322299360/00/15/100/1DKD/KDDDDKK/SKDDDDDD
GiZmOoO FROM MARS6080915000121832592180/00/08/141/0KDDDDDKKKK/KDDDDKDKDDDKD
FROM MARS522272446210456076630720/00/119/395/1

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Player Chats
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: ah oka
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: y
007 LORDI [Warmup]: damon rup and stop pming cum admin you scared little gypsyboy
007 LORDI [9:33]: soz4ownage
007 LORDI [8:52]: soz4ownage
007 LORDI [7:58]: :D
007 LORDI [7:27]: :D
007 LORDI [6:13]: :D
007 LORDI [5:52]: :D
007 LORDI [5:52]: soz4ownage
007 LORDI [4:50]: :D
007 LORDI [4:22]: :D
007 LORDI [4:22]: soz4ownage
007 LORDI [3:52]: :D
007 LORDI [3:52]: soz4ownage
007 LORDI [3:24]: :D
[2:10]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:57]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
007 LORDI [1:53]: :D
007 LORDI [1:09]: :D
007 LORDI [0:57]: :D
007 LORDI [0:49]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
007 LORDI [9:35]: :D
007 LORDI [9:12]: :D
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER [9:10]: xD
[7:57]: The Doors are opening!!
007 LORDI [7:29]: :D
[6:56]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:03 (original: 10:00)
007 LORDI [Intermission]: WWWWWWWWWWWW
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Intermission]: interesting
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER [Intermission]: doc run
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER [Intermission]: fastest man on earth
007 YOU ONLY GET CAUGHT TWICE [Intermission]: FASTEST PLAYER
007 LORDI [Warmup]: some people are just gifted
007 LORDI [Warmup]: soz4ownage
chry FROM MARS [Warmup]: just need your mom strafing on my dick
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER [Warmup]: some are born retired
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: :D
007 LORDI [Warmup]: how does it feel to get constantly raped by your black step father
chry FROM MARS [Warmup]: some are born without balls
007 LORDI [Warmup]: im interested
chry FROM MARS [Warmup]: i dont know you can tell me next lan
007 LORDI [Warmup]: can you even function without your daily dosage of warm cum in your ass
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER [Warmup]: we already won 3 lans
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER [Warmup]: why would we come now
007 LORDI [Warmup]: idd
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: i saw pictures of you guys irl
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: i understand why you stay at home
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: its okay
007 LORDI [Countdown]: lol ok i hope you saw some good ones
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: atleast you can be the internet hero here
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Countdown]: ;)
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER [Countdown]: thats why i play!
007 LORDI [Countdown]: like me showing my biceps
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
007 LORDI [11:20]: :D
[11:02]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:59]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
007 LORDI [10:10]: :D
007 LORDI [10:03]: soz4ownage
[9:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:18]: The Tank has been damaged!
007 LORDI [9:02]: soz4ownage
007 LORDI [9:02]: :D
007 LORDI [8:06]: :D
007 LORDI [7:26]: :D
chry FROM MARS [7:17]: :D
[7:02]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[6:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:55]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [4:04]: this is funny ;D
[4:00]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:59
007 LORDI [Intermission]: most patiensts describe their second rape of the day as funny
chry FROM MARS [Warmup]: a bit like your mom
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER [Warmup]: nice comeback
007 LORDI [Warmup]: but not quite
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER [Warmup]: that joke is from 2004
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER [Warmup]: like ur skill
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [Warmup]: i hope you are gonna have a good sleep after playing like this
chry FROM MARS [Warmup]: its ok my pathetic nerds
007 LORDI [Countdown]: how does it feel to lose against clean players who play once a year max
007 LORDI [7:11]: :D
007 LORDI [7:11]: soz4ownage
007 LORDI [7:05]: :D
007 LORDI [7:05]: soz4ownage
007 LORDI [6:28]: :D
[4:49]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
007 YOU ONLY GET CAUGHT TWICE [4:40]: im fucking 30hp all the time cause lordi
007 YOU ONLY GET CAUGHT TWICE [4:39]: xD
[4:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:29]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
007 LORDI [4:14]: :D
[3:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [3:10]: xDD
[3:01]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[2:56]: The Tank has been damaged!
007 LORDI [2:49]: :D
[2:37]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[2:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
007 LORDI [2:29]: soz4ownage
007 LORDI [2:26]: fragmovie
007 LORDI [2:24]: for u
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [1:53]: you didnt know that??
007 LORDI [1:49]: soz4ownage
[1:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
007 LORDI [1:44]: we did
damonje FROM MARS [1:43]: XD
[1:33]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
007 LORDI [1:19]: maybe if you pracc more you might win some offis against lowe skilled opponents
007 LORDI [1:14]: i wish you luck with praccing
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [0:28]: guys like you should have some serious autistic problems in real life jeez
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [0:24]: i feel for you
007 LORDI [0:13]: you are my serious autistic problem
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [0:02]: so your solving it with programs
GiZmOoO FROM MARS [0:01]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:59)
chry FROM MARS [Intermission]: gg
007 LORDI [Intermission]: by kicking your ass purely
007 PBBANS ARE FOREVER [Intermission]: yes i launched microsoft office 2017
[Intermission]: damonje FROM MARS disconnected
[Intermission]: chry FROM MARS disconnected
007 YOU ONLY GET CAUGHT TWICE [Intermission]: gg

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